THE TOP WORD

Finally, we have our #1 word!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT’SSSSSSS… LOVE!

Wait, what?! How do you want me to explain what love is? You all should have chosen the  »gävle goat ».

Ok anyways, let’s do this!

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You were probably expecting a picture of a heart or something, right?
(image from wikipedia)

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

Love taking place in the heart is something some people actually still believe! It actually takes place in the LIMBIC SYSTEM OF THE BRAIN.

The limbic system is the small part in the center of the brain. It controls all emotions. Basically, here’s how it works:

Sometimes the brain makes good slime, sometimes the brain makes bad slime. For some people, the brain makes more bad slime than good slime. That’s called clinical depression!

Let’s look at some examples:

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(Caption: A fire ant paddles away from the scene of the crime)
This image is funny. It makes people watching it happy, which means that the brain creates serotonin. Serotonin is a « good slime ».

Now, replace that image with the face of someone you love. Woohoo! That’s how love works!

FUN FACT! That image up there is from an ACTUAL science textbook.

I don’t have more to explain, though. So this is the end!

QUIZ TIME WOOHOO

HOW DID THE GÄVLE GOAT DIE THIS YEAR? (it’s a giant wheat statue, not an actual goat) (look it up)

  1. SHOT BY FLAMING ARROWS (again)
  2. DEMOLISHED BY SOME GUY DRESSED UP AS SANTA CLAUS WITH A TREBUCHET
  3. DEVOURED BY BIRDS
  4. STOLEN WITH A HELICOPTER AND DROPPED INTO THE OCEAN

ANSWER: It was eaten by birds this year! Every year this yule tradition gets destroyed in wild ways. Here’s the wikipedia page! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat#Timeline

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